algebrassiere

These guys are hiding something

They call themselves neon press... but like who are they really?
Check that url and you will find deathbombarc records right there in the name.
That is right.
Does this prove that there is a conspiration of self-promotion, changing identities when they want to talk about the stuff they are selling?!!!!??????!!!?!???????Huh, does it.
Well.
Not exactly. Shameless. and Shameful at the same time, I might say.
If this were true, you might say this blog is the same thing, but to be fair, I might say that's a sucker punch sucker and forget it. We algebrazeros don't fall for that tripe, yo.

Algebrazer006

We got legs

Splendid for us, another online rag reviewed us.
Which, come to think of it is like impossible cuz they don't use rags to make pixels anymore, they make weeds out of it or they make them out of weeds.
Or whatever.

THAT'S IRRITAINMENT

ELEMENTS of Vinyl

These folks sell a couple of our records or at least they have them for sale.
Carbon Records - You know they are cool cause they still use mail. The post office thing.
Also they are named themselves after an element on the periodic table of elements - yes, Carbon. Cu, or Cv or Csomething, Csection, Cwolf, Cspout, Cyouround, Cnontv, Cbass, Cspot, Cyourfriendlymoderatorturnintoaspambot.
Lonely? Try carbon dating.

Links out the Cuhzoo

Ok. Like THIS is actually a cool site that played us on a show called ZOOKEEPER. They have four letters: KZSU
Maybe the totally informed radio host who put us on his set list didn't make the site but there's like this 3-d heart thumpin on the first page that helps make him cool. He should tell them thanks. Or she should. No, she doesn't have to because girls have been subjects of atrocitizations for so long that they don't have to apologize for anything. Not even ask nicely if they don't want. But this is a personal aside and doesn't reflect the view.
It's not really three-d, even though I do wear glasses.
It's more like 2.8D. Like it almost sticks out of my monitor.
And their Not in Providence, land-locked Road Island but at Stanford in some other state.
They got edu after their name in their address.
edu is cool. We like cool things here. Least I do.
I wanted to get algebrassiere. edu.blogspot.com for our name but they wouldn't let me. That's just like... whatever.
That's just like:
Cuh.
One before Duh.
So this ZSUKEEPER played "That's Irritainment" our epic LP not on epic records.
It's on SNSE records and you have to click the link to find out what that stands for, but I'll give you a hint: it starts with an S N S E.
If you already know what it stands for, what are you doing looking at this blog.
Second hint: the N stands for N.

Don't gimme that BSR, dute.

These people claim they played us.
HEAR
Only once, back in 2004 but
Yea, probably they only let these whackjobs on the radio when the transmitter is getting dusted.
All you folks who actually heard us on this BSR 88.1 can like write in here and tell us what a kickass radio station it is... and that we should all get back together and make more records and like tour.
but not all at once.
I'll wait here online. I'm the moderater.

(Is that enough letters to be a real radio station, I ask you.)

insplickexable

I mean really. Somebody get these folks at Stylus a day job!
Our record BipMalendentu (or whatever we called it - I think that was Algebrazer003's doing)
wasn't even released in most of the fifty states. Who are these STYLUS people fooling?

Somebody moderate me before I crack a molar.

You don't know?! Stylus does.

I'm dumping all my google alerts her so I don't have to look at them any more.
Here's a review of the split EP on 100 procent vinyl by those ever fantabulous folk at Stylus magazine who have nothing better to do than review our record.
(They had to review the GangWizard side because they're all famous and likeable, yo.)

You can't find us here

deathbombarc records helped sell out our record.

Notice the outdated link to our iuma site which disappeared four years ago along with almost all the online versions of our earlier records.
No one knows why or how.
Don't click on it, cuz you won't get anything.
Click HERE to see our new site.

Without a thought

Months after the long-feared reunion and reamalgamation of ALGEBRASSIERE in December of 2005, the small moldy A-frame which hosted the pack of noise chaplains for two days doesn't remember who they could have been trying to be like, if anybody, yo.

The recording has been made plastic ingrained and hardened into obsolescent semi-permanence, none of the band members knowing precisely what to do with it, nor even crossing their minds with it, yo.

Therefore, without further adieu to do, we're officially announcing that our long period of effort-free work on the project, has paid off with a state of progress-free success. We had fun, though, yo.